MWHAHAHAH!! I'm an Atheist NINJA!!!!
My dear friends I have been LOST! Lost in the forest of "What the fuck am I doing with myself"
It's large forest with trees and smelly hippies and big arse insects that spit cold bolts of Poorness. Looks like this big arse fury bug
Anyways since I got back to OZ basically I moved to WA for a job and well I got sharfted by him not paying me and then I hooked up with a girl from Melbourne so I moved there and then she shafted me and then Amex sharfted me cause I guess they like to arse fuck grown men who have no money so I when I got back to Brisbane I then got shafted out of my old job cause my boss became a paranoid steroid junkie and thought I was trying to destroy his crappy arse failing business. SO yeah I got shafted a lot and now I know what it feels like to be a 2 dollar ladyboy walking the streets of Bangkok in high heals, and I have to say it hurts,. It hurts like me trying to super devolve my species and lay a pine cone.
But after that crap I have to say I got my shit together and now I have a GREAT job making great money and jewelry for a GREAT boss called Steven Dibb. But wow I swear to god that fate had it in for me. It seemed every turn I took a group of gang bangers were waiting for me like these wankers!
So when did I get back in oz...ummm it was about 9 months ago and its only now I'm starting to really miss being there with my friends I made there but on the up side I have My family here and all my old friends back I just wish I could be rich and have everyone live in the same area. I miss the banff centre I miss my old bar job and I miss the lose women, the beer, the hockey, My friends, the friggin cold snow and me bitching about how crap banff was. I really did enjoy looking strait into my Canadian mates eyes and telling them how much there country blew. LOL man they use to get pissed LOL.... It's not my fault there country blows :D LOL Wow if they read this I'm gonna get more hate mail!. But that's ok.
Anyways I'm not lost anymore I have a purpose now, I finely turned a corner and have become an Atheist before I was an agnostic but no more. My fence sitting days are over and it's all come crashing down on me and now I know god its just superstitious BS. So now I'm trying to get active within the Skeptic and Atheist communities. I listen to a lot of pod casts now and my faves are The Infidel Guy and Skeptics guide to the galaxies. Both are great shows and I have even spoken with Regi (The Infidel Guy) and he is just a legend. That man inspires me big time. He touches many people with his show.
The other thing I'm about to do is Get my Scuba Diving Instructors license :D How sweet will that be!!! Anyways I have no ninja stories for you today but as soon as I get pumped I'll write one :D maybe God Vs The Infidel Guy and some Ninjas!! IT WILL BE SWEET!
Love you guys :D
It's large forest with trees and smelly hippies and big arse insects that spit cold bolts of Poorness. Looks like this big arse fury bug
Anyways since I got back to OZ basically I moved to WA for a job and well I got sharfted by him not paying me and then I hooked up with a girl from Melbourne so I moved there and then she shafted me and then Amex sharfted me cause I guess they like to arse fuck grown men who have no money so I when I got back to Brisbane I then got shafted out of my old job cause my boss became a paranoid steroid junkie and thought I was trying to destroy his crappy arse failing business. SO yeah I got shafted a lot and now I know what it feels like to be a 2 dollar ladyboy walking the streets of Bangkok in high heals, and I have to say it hurts,. It hurts like me trying to super devolve my species and lay a pine cone.
But after that crap I have to say I got my shit together and now I have a GREAT job making great money and jewelry for a GREAT boss called Steven Dibb. But wow I swear to god that fate had it in for me. It seemed every turn I took a group of gang bangers were waiting for me like these wankers!
So when did I get back in oz...ummm it was about 9 months ago and its only now I'm starting to really miss being there with my friends I made there but on the up side I have My family here and all my old friends back I just wish I could be rich and have everyone live in the same area. I miss the banff centre I miss my old bar job and I miss the lose women, the beer, the hockey, My friends, the friggin cold snow and me bitching about how crap banff was. I really did enjoy looking strait into my Canadian mates eyes and telling them how much there country blew. LOL man they use to get pissed LOL.... It's not my fault there country blows :D LOL Wow if they read this I'm gonna get more hate mail!. But that's ok.
Anyways I'm not lost anymore I have a purpose now, I finely turned a corner and have become an Atheist before I was an agnostic but no more. My fence sitting days are over and it's all come crashing down on me and now I know god its just superstitious BS. So now I'm trying to get active within the Skeptic and Atheist communities. I listen to a lot of pod casts now and my faves are The Infidel Guy and Skeptics guide to the galaxies. Both are great shows and I have even spoken with Regi (The Infidel Guy) and he is just a legend. That man inspires me big time. He touches many people with his show.
The other thing I'm about to do is Get my Scuba Diving Instructors license :D How sweet will that be!!! Anyways I have no ninja stories for you today but as soon as I get pumped I'll write one :D maybe God Vs The Infidel Guy and some Ninjas!! IT WILL BE SWEET!
Love you guys :D
posted by Baron Ben at 1:51 AM
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