HELL YES I AM BACK! GO NINJA GO!
MWHAHAHAA I am fucking back thank fuck for that! Well fellow Ninjas it was a painful experience but one full of crazy Canadian women and blow jobs! All in all it was a blast but FUCK CANADA and FUCK THE COLD and FUCK THERE RATE OF PAY! LOL Sorry but I'm venting I need to I was sick of it LOL and now I'm back in beautiful OZ. Anyways what a ordeal I went though getting here it was like 26 hours of travel. I hated it.
Anyway it started with me sitting next to some old lady for god dam 20 something hours! WTF I pray every nite and like don't touch my self for like at least 5 hours just to please god yet he insists that I sit next to the most boring old bastards that are flying during any given day! So anyways this woman that I was sitting next 2 really wanted to have the isle east and I warned her that I get up a lot during flights so if she wanted peaceful sleep she mite want the window seat but she was like "GET BENT" at this I was like begins to sweat cause I was getting pissed at 3 things
1)She was old
2)She was not hot or even cute
3)She did not listen to my logic which was infallible
4)She talked about the most boring shit that it hurt my prostate gland
I know that's 4 points not 3 like I had said so get over it!
This is her letting me take a pic of her mean old arse.
Anyways like I said I get up a lot during flights to wizz, stab and pork hot babes, sometimes advrage babes. So every friggin time I had to wake this old tart up just to get past her and it was driving me nuts. I remember just sitting there trying to meditate about how I'm gonna wail on her arse if she forces me to wake her once more, she just lay there taunting me with her breathing and closed eyes. THOSE DAM CLOSED EYES we looking right into my soul and were touching my souls private areas and it was NOT COOL.
Another hour passed and she let out with mouse squeak fart and that was it not only did I have to wake her constantly I now had to take her fested essence into my noise and this was just not on. SO a basically axe kicked her in the face and the plain exploded.
It was sweet :D
Anyway it started with me sitting next to some old lady for god dam 20 something hours! WTF I pray every nite and like don't touch my self for like at least 5 hours just to please god yet he insists that I sit next to the most boring old bastards that are flying during any given day! So anyways this woman that I was sitting next 2 really wanted to have the isle east and I warned her that I get up a lot during flights so if she wanted peaceful sleep she mite want the window seat but she was like "GET BENT" at this I was like begins to sweat cause I was getting pissed at 3 things
1)She was old
2)She was not hot or even cute
3)She did not listen to my logic which was infallible
4)She talked about the most boring shit that it hurt my prostate gland
I know that's 4 points not 3 like I had said so get over it!
This is her letting me take a pic of her mean old arse.
Anyways like I said I get up a lot during flights to wizz, stab and pork hot babes, sometimes advrage babes. So every friggin time I had to wake this old tart up just to get past her and it was driving me nuts. I remember just sitting there trying to meditate about how I'm gonna wail on her arse if she forces me to wake her once more, she just lay there taunting me with her breathing and closed eyes. THOSE DAM CLOSED EYES we looking right into my soul and were touching my souls private areas and it was NOT COOL.
Another hour passed and she let out with mouse squeak fart and that was it not only did I have to wake her constantly I now had to take her fested essence into my noise and this was just not on. SO a basically axe kicked her in the face and the plain exploded.
It was sweet :D
posted by Baron Ben at 2:58 AM
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