Jungle Ninja is in the HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Well thank you Jesus, Allah, Buda I have finally found someone to take my dam money for a plane ticket. See the reason I have not been writing to you guys is because well I have been trying to buy a ticket with my Amex Card. I found out that well not everything is well in the land of Online Plane ticket purchases. For some Uber gay reason there are these online travel companies which wont except my god dam money cause my billing address on my AMEX card is obviously billed to my Australian address.
Now WTF this pisses me so off. I could not believe a company didn't want my money so I rang the company to see what was the deal. I told this nice man over the phone why cant I use my credit card and he said "It's agents our policy" I said "well I new that already cause you wont except it I wanted to know WHY" and he said .................. ................ umm.............. .........................I'm not sure sure its just company policy" Now by this stage I was getting super pumped up and uber pissed. There was someone who was talking on the phone next to me and they saw how pumped up and pissed I was and they like cowered and hid under the table.

I was like this pissed and pumped up!
So anyways I was like to this guy on the phone "Are you a racist, dose your company not like Australians?" Then I was like so pissed I ripped the phone handset off the wall and used them like nun-chucks and took out an old lady who like pressed the elevator button near me and I DIDN'T EVEN CARE!!!
Anyways I finally got my friggin ticket off a travel agency in Banff. These people will sell to Aussies.............Lucky for them

The only catch off this travel agency is I have to fly myself there, this is a promo pic from there travel brochure. I leave on May the 9th and I should arrive in Brisbane May 11th at 11 30 am :D and I guess then ill be going back to Jungle ninja mode

I CANT WAIT!