Turned 30 but I still have all my Ninja powers

OK this is my last post today as I'm now getting dirty looks off the staff that run this place that I'm using there computer at. I have a confession while I was in Canada I Turned 30!!!!!!! OMFG!! But to be honest its kinda sweet I feel the same and this age thing we do by putting a friggin number onto a journey through life is kinda silly I mean WTF is 30 and what is 29, all I can tell is as the number in your life gets higher you seem to understand life a bit better and that seems to be about it.
Anyways this is me getting drunk with some mates that I work with. The pub I'm in is the Banff Center Pub called Props Pub it's also my place of work. Yes you guessed it I'm ANOTHER AUSSIE BARTENDER. The only reason I'm doing it though is cause in this crazy place I call Canada people feel the need to give me a dollar or sometimes even more every time they buy a drink from me. YAY ME. Oh this look of intense concentration I have on my face is because I'm trying to blow a persons mind with my NINJA mind powers or I'm getting punchy drunk cause some bastard just took half of my jug of beer, im not sure wich.