GOD DAM YOU HOO DOO!!!

So I'm sitting in my staff dining room just eating the same old crap and talking the same old smack to all my mates and I get this invite off some Frenchies (French Canadians) to go out and have some drinks down at Hoo Doo nite club so ummed and ahhed for awhile then I said WTF why not but I felt this little seed of foreboding in the pit of my stomach but I promtly let out a squeaky fart and that little feeling left. So anyways the nite drifts on and I'm in my bedroom with my mates Shawn and Matt drinking Kokanee Beer, they are fellow snow ninja's, and I start getting the buzz so we head out to a place called Mellissa's, it's a kind of puby eaty sort of place.
So we walk to the top of the stairs and a chain is drawn across half way so it blocked us off but there was no bouncer there he was further in watching the people in the pub. So I jump the frence and tap him on the shoulder and said is it all right if we come in and his reply was "get back behind the fuckin chain asshole" Now at this comment I was fully ready to unleash the inner snow ninja across the back of his head but anyways as much as I feel violent I rarely ever get that way, So I turn around and jump back over the chain and wait......................And wait and wait.
Now this pub isn't even full so I assume he was just trying to some how teach me a lesson BUT little did he know me being a ninja I can like stand one footed on a power line balancing and wail on a guitar like Hendrix for like a 1000 years. So eventually the short tubby FUCKtard of a bouncer decides to let us in and then this asshole askes for my ID. I mean WTF is with that IM FRIGGIN 30 and haven't been asked to show my idea for years.
So once again he throws a final dig at me so I raise my hands in the air and ROAR and then I pulled out my hidden dagger and pierced both of his nuts and then wailed REALLY REALLY hard on my guitar, I wailed so hard I popped a vein in my forrid and Matt and Shawn were caught in my aura which made them HOT by association and then they porked some babes on the bar.........Oh wait that didn't happen he looked at my ID and let me in. (oooooooh THAT FUCKING FUCKER)
Anyways Mellissa's sucked, the only reason we had to go there was Shawn wanted to try and pork some chick there he had met at a bus station. He didn't find her.
Anyways we left and went on down to the Hoo Doo and well it was so packed it was just crazy. I drank 2 beers there and well over the period of an hour I was there I think I only drunk about half out of each glass as I was getting budged so often that beer was just flying out of my glass. THIS was the final straw for me I was bloody OVER it so was Matty so we left. I find out later on off Shawn that he went out side to meditate and have a smoke and the GOD dam bouncer there wouldn't let him back in side unless he paid him 5 Bucks. Shawn had the stamp on his hands and had already paid 5 bucks to the lady inside the booth. This prick just wanted to make himself 5 bucks..............................God im over Banff can't wait to go home

This is Shawn in his West Side Snow NINJA Mode, Notice he wears the X ring this is a sub branch of Ninjas that have laid down there Guitars and now play the Triangle, piccolo and tambourine. West Side Snow Ninjas come from Tibbet and can shoot bolts of Hot Love and Daisy chains out from there fingers