Friggin Tight Arse WEATHER MEN

OK see this pic this pic is of a tip jar. kinda looks like my tip jar but the biggest difference this week is take out the notes and put in a few rolls of 1 cent Canadian pennies and a couple of 10 cent Euro coins.
Now people I'm not a greedy man by anymeans but I tell you the next European Weather man who is a conference guest were I work is gonna get my Boot fairly lodged up his arse if he gives me another god dam penny for a tip. IF your that broke don't tip in fact if your that BROKE just don't fucking go out at ALL.
But the thing that really pisses me off is WTF am I supposed to do with two 10 cent Euro coins. Its not like I can cash them in or anything. You mite as well be throwing in bottle caps in my jar cause there with about the same.
what's even worse about these bastards is there are several of them that are RUDE wankers. So rude in fact that a fellow bartender wants to give away his shift for this group cause he tells me the last bar he did for them he got the feeling that they were treating him as a piece of crap cause of his color. I told my fellow co-worker that it has nothing to do with his race as they treat EVERYONE like a piece of crap.
This one tight bastard wanted to know how much he would have been charged for his wine if he had paid for his drink after happy hour. So at this question I was completely over his tight arseness, I take the wine back off him I had just handed him then proceeded to tea bag his glass of wine.

(Tea Bagging is were you take your scrotum and dunk them into an object, usually some girl you picked up or your girlfriend but it can also be done to a crack whore, a pet dog or a beverage but I recommend you not do it with a hot beverage as minor burns are a nasty side effect.)

So here I am tea baggin his wine then I leap onto the bar and force the wine down his mouth. Then his fellow weather men see what I'm doing to him and they are like What The Fuck and started to throw poisoned edged pennies at me and I was like Yeah right and I caught them all in my tip jar and hurled the jar to one of the weather men's head and it exploded his head with a splooshing sound.
Then the other two men that were left I then pulled out a ninja sword and proceeded to slice them apart into tiny bits then I fed the bits of them to chipmunks. I then wailed on my guitar so loud that everyone got an erection, even the women! And then the chipmunks exploded making a squeaking sound.............Fucking weather men.

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